From my understanding of forwards, they are supposed to be written by a respected peer. Since I'm neither respected nor have a peer, I'm left to blunder through this alone.

Fortunately, that's nothing new.

My name is Harvey and I’m writing a manuscript.

However, I’m not a writer. So, this is probably going to be a piece of shit.

I have no idea how to put together a story. All the elements that you find in a good book won’t be in here. Instead, I will regale you with outrageous capers spanning over the past two decades. Many of them are chock-a-block with violence and bastards.

There are always bastards.

I have no idea how to classify what I do. It’s not a job. Not a normal job anyway.

Most of the time I find myself balanced on the edge of disaster. One minute I am sure that death has finally caught up with me, and the next minute I am wondering how the fuck did I manage to scrape through that?

I don’t know what else to say.

Do forwards need to be longer? I honestly have no idea.

Good reading.